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B|glass filter rod looks awesome on the lamp!
Were I to run for office (Green Candidate), I would have you as my campaign manager. Together, we could promise:
"A new America, fellow Americans. One that is founded on pure, renewable efforts at coffee. A vacpot in every home and a Cory in every vacpot. We promise -- no paper, no cotton. Corys - made in America."
Then, when I was thoroughly trounced in the election, you could set up my sole distributing franchises in all 50 states, the DC, Puerto Rico and the -nesia islands. Somehow, we need to work Yakster in as he will be pleased to shill the whole effort. Our party symbol won't be an animal. It will be an outline of a Cory Rod.