You should do a throw down ... La Pepi vs La Tini ... challenge of the taste buds.
And if neither won, how embarrassing?
There is always a winner ... the question is by "what margin"?
Maybe we need new classifications?
Winner: Plays well enough to deserve a win.
Loser: Doesn't play well enough to deserve a win.
Eker: Plays well enough not to lose.
So in the Pepsi Challenge; Coke may lose, but Pepsi just eked out the win.
Or, to bring it closer to home for some; Ohio State may eke out a win over Michigan, but neither team would ever be considered a winner.
Or, when Bama & LSU play; one team may outscore the other, but both teams are really winners.
So, would the Le Pepi/Le Tina matchup be a Big 10 or SEC type of confrontation?