...What, what? But now I get it... I was reading Turkish coffee drags few days ago, looking for upcoming lotto numbers, and I saw something running away with a tail between its legs... I could not figure out what the heck future was telling me, but now it's clear. You're gonna crumb like oatmeal cookies!
That image with the tail between the legs was that potential partner of yours in British Columbia, not the "Cevze Crushers." Our team is assembled, complete with two subs, just in case you "Maple Leak-ers" attempt to poison our crew. We have ordered stars and stripes for uniforms. We have a logo and each uniform will be emblazoned with individual name and "Sons of the Stars and Stripes."
We just signe
d Çağatay Baştürk of the Istanbul Steepers, as trainer/coach, in a 4-year deal, though we aren't releasing the contract numbers. Tess Tasseography signed last winter to be our diviner. Though old, she is still knows how "to read 'em."
I think we can bill this whole thing like a World Wrestling Federation (
http://www.wwe.com/inside/superstars-on-kenta-26490548) event, charge admission, serve some Minnesota beer and bratwursts, peddle vacuum pots, rent Peter out to do his best Chippendale impression, have STaylor ride a unicycle, Yakster climbs some towers, Milo do his best demonstration of how to BBQ house panels, etc. You can do some modeling with algorithms on the odds that the Canucks will get crushed in the competition and get a betting house set up in the Caribbean to keep book.
Bring it on, Leak-ers.
"Sons of the Stars and Stripes"
Ottawa Leakers
