RIP, Heater Element 1. (June 2, 2006-August 2, 2009, Milwaukee, WI)
Gene Heater Element, no son of Fresco, but rather Gene Sr., passed into bean-heaven yesterday. Gene H. Element was happy until the last moment, clipping through nearly 8.5 lbs of Yemen, Brazilian, and of course his favorite, Bolivian. Gene offered his last dragon poost on Stubbie's Brazilian.
Survivors include Ned Nesco, a dusty, dusty fellow residing in Mr Bold Java's basement as well as Stash Groen, brother. A wake will be held on Saturday, August 8th, when Gene's successor is expected ($55). In lieu of flowers, friends are asked to roast a pound for a friend and raise a cup in a toast to Gene. On line notes of sympathy may be left at
http://aintnosunshinewhenyouregonebillwithers.com.
Bold Java, sad but thankful