I see it now... stainless steel diamond tread case with velvet lining.... holding french press, hand grinder and electric kettle...
Foam lined Parker case containing the following: small butane stove, kettle, #6 cone filter holder w/ box of #6 filters, sugar, carafe from the Nissan stainless steel french press (virtually unbreakable), two *$ double walled SS (the old school kind), stirrer from a CafeSolo, grinder from that was carried by the Luftwaffe (a Zass just took too long to grind and both the hopper and drawer were just too small) and an ice tea spoon for dispensing the sugar. Plus, separately, two or three old style glass Thermos filled with boiling water for rinsing/cleaning operations.
Carried in the rear of my Land Cruiser on long road trips and during any extended business trips that I drive to. (I don't fly)
The whole operation takes 22 minutes from parking in a rest stop to pulling back out onto the highway. During the time of water coming to a boil I walk the dogs and make a head call.
Unreasonable "kit"? Yeah.
:-)
Rich