I don't feel like starting a new thread, because that would be a waste of data bytes, and you know those suckers don't grow on trees.
It's hard to believe that with so much detail that
this thing actually was considered a child's toy... and if so, they apparently taught
children much better values back in the day than I realized.
I really do want
one of these, though. Of course, I'd make someone else turn the crank while I watch and give instructions. Women have
no place making such suggestive hand motions!