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Offline staylor

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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2011, 04:20:03 PM »
Temp stable fish.
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2011, 05:00:52 PM »
I'm going to let you guys chase down temp stable fish while I work on something else....

I'm developing a one day seminar that will be available on DVD or instant download.


                              Total domination of weighing.

This master class will have you weighing out grams of coffee so artfully that even Pharmacists  will be impressed.

You will learn.

.Expert tare usage....
.Virtuoso portafilter placement for amazing accuracy...
.Perfect on/off operation every single time.

Be the master of battery replacement, gram/oz toggling, counter space placement for optimized speed, and MORE!!!!

This is the class you have been waiting for to bring your scale work to a world class level.

You know you want it..... get some!



  
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2011, 05:17:39 PM »
Quote from: John F on January 24, 2011, 05:00:52 PM
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.Virtuoso portafilter placement for amazing accuracy...
.Perfect on/off operation every single time.

...

Oh sure, has to be a Virtuoso in your satire...<grins>.

B|Java
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2011, 05:20:11 PM »
Will it also cover things like:

- What to do after you've tared out your basket then weight your coffee, get distracted by something and then realize the scales auto-shutoff took effect.

- What to do if you are just about to weigh your freshly ground coffee in your basket and the scale batteries die.

- Lastly, sometimes I find myself weighing coffee in an elevator that goes down at different rates of descent, will the DVD cover an easy to remember formula for this kind of situation.

If the DVD covers these kinds of things I'd be interested to order one. Oh, one final question, will the weighing tips be covered in American or Canadian. ;-)
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2011, 05:33:36 PM »
Yes and more.......

MORE!!!!

When it's all said and done you will have mastered weighing coffee.

For full disclosure our weigh experts can not actually teach you every contingent. For example some elevators travel much further uninterrupted vertical distances than others and it makes the math too complicated to teach most normal people.

So what we do is give you tools to prevent those issues from happening. We have developed 11  proprietary weigh strategies we call..

The Apex 11.

Using The Apex 11 virtually eliminates you grasping for answers when things get ugly at the scales edge.

Our goal is to give you all the tools you need to use the tools you need to weigh at the elite level.




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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2011, 05:40:06 PM »
Quote from: John F on January 24, 2011, 05:33:36 PM
Yes and more.......

MORE!!!!

When it's all said and done you will have mastered weighing coffee.

For full disclosure our weigh experts can not actually teach you every contingent. For example some elevators travel much further uninterrupted vertical distances than others and it makes the math too complicated to teach most normal people.

So what we do is give you tools to prevent those issues from happening. We have developed 11  proprietary weigh strategies we call..

The Apex 11.

Using The Apex 11 virtually eliminates you grasping for answers when things get ugly at the scales edge.

Our goal is to give you all the tools you need to use the tools you need to weigh at the elite level.


 :o
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2011, 05:41:31 PM »
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2011, 05:53:30 PM »
Apex 11! Elite level!! I'm in!!!

Where do I send my money?
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2011, 05:55:58 PM »
Quote from: staylor on January 24, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
Apex 11! Elite level!! I'm in!!!

Where do I send my money?

As soon as editing and post production is done I'll post up the details.

Until then.....
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2011, 05:57:53 PM »
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2011, 06:02:43 PM »
Quote from: John F on January 24, 2011, 05:55:58 PM
Quote from: staylor on January 24, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
Apex 11! Elite level!! I'm in!!!

Where do I send my money?

As soon as editing and post production is done I'll post up the details.

Until then.....

Until then I'll have to use my shoddy weighing skills, knowing I'm missing out on the Apex 11.
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2011, 06:05:15 PM »
Quote from: staylor on January 24, 2011, 06:02:43 PM
Quote from: John F on January 24, 2011, 05:55:58 PM
Quote from: staylor on January 24, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
Apex 11! Elite level!! I'm in!!!

Where do I send my money?

As soon as editing and post production is done I'll post up the details.

Until then.....

Until then I'll have to use my shoddy weighing skills, knowing I'm missing out on the Apex 11.

Or you could just pull the shot the best way you know how and put it in your belly.

 :)
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2011, 06:17:12 PM »
Based solely on taste? Isn't that just a bit 'out there'??

;-)
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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2011, 06:23:14 PM »
Quote from: staylor on January 24, 2011, 06:17:12 PM
Based solely on taste? Isn't that just a bit 'out there'??

;-)

Yeah ... but an advanced group of coffee connoisseurs such as this group will easily grasp and run with any new scientific procedure proved to kick the taste up another notch.

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Re: Have you mastered the machine variables?
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2011, 07:14:16 PM »
Quote from: staylor on January 24, 2011, 06:17:12 PM
Based solely on taste? Isn't that just a bit 'out there'??

;-)

Funny... I didn't see you post in the what beer are you drinking thread...   ;D
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