Hmm ... I think I've figured you out Robert ... you are an espresso machine Junkie.
Within the context of someone who'd like to see everyone have the best espresso machine possible, then yes I'm an espresso machine junkie. Have to ever visited someone and had them rave about their steam toy or Delonghi super-auto? Have you ever had to bite your tongue to keep from hurting folks feelings when they start to brag about the
expresso they make?
I post these deals online and if folks listen to my advice, fine. If not, well there's an ol' line about leading a horse to water..., and if he's too stupid to drink the water, put a .38 right twixt his eyes!