As much as I'd like to take 100% of the credit, alas, I cannot.
The hardness of the Southerner's head is more than even my rapier-like wit can penetrate.
But I still say if that's the best shot he can pull he ought to stick to instant.
C'mon Robert, tell us what's really going on.
Maybe he had another run-in with Mrs. T's rolling pin, and he's not thinking straight. We should give him the benefit of the doubt.